Z-Rexx and the Ninjas are always taking applications for the Z-Rexx and the Ninjas' Operation Ninjas. This is an highly sought after, and prestigous Position, and if accepted as a Ninja you will be flown to Japan where you will receive top flight training in the fields of:: Ninja Dancing, Sushi Making, Ninja Dress Fashion & Etiquete. After Gradution you will return to the U.S. where you will join Z-Rexx and the Ninjas at their performances, where you will help to entertain fans, audiences, and the press. You will be called on to make TV appearances on such shows as, SNL, The View, The O'Reilly Factor, and Diners', Drive Inns, and Dives, National Geographic, and Cops.
Cut and paste the form below into a Word Document then fill out then send to:
Operation Ninja
Ninja Candidate Application
Date: ______________Time: ______________Place:______________
Full Name;
First________________Middle_______________________Last______________
Circle Answers
Do you have any prior Ninja experience? Yes/No
If no how much? 6 months 1 year 2 years 3 years 11 years
Are you willing to beat up people who don’t like the band? Yes/No
Are you willing to learn Ninja Fashion, Fighting, and Etiquette? Yes/No
Can you hear drink orders from the band while they’re playing and accurately order and deliver that drink? Yes/No
Are you willing to help promote Z-Rexx and the Ninjas by making appearances, or be interviewed, on SNL, The View, The O’Reilly Factor, National Geographic, and Cops?
Yes/No
In Ten Thousand words or less tell us why you would make a great Ninja
Signature:____________________________________Date____________________
